DO APPLES GROW IN CHERAS?

MY friend the Nightcaller wrote this in his latest posting:

Malaysian's own sole Royal Professor Ungku Aziz consider internet and television as "enemy" to books because they erode the habit of reading amongst society as what Malaysia is currently facing.

I respect the man but I do not agree with him. I am doing more reading and RESEARCH than ever. Today I ventured into APPLE POLISHING - its mechanics and pitfalls. Here goes:

Apple polishing has a number of synonyms, which include brown-nosing, false flattering, toadying and our very own bodeh-ing, umpuh-ing, tripod-ing, ass kissing . In all cases, the idea of apple polishing comes from apples given to teachers at school in order to curry favor with the teacher. It can be a mute appeal in the form of a gift to like and thus grade a student better. Alternately, in speech, especially where you want to argue a point, apple polishing is an appeal to flattery and emotion, and thus considered a logical fallacy.

Trying to get a teacher or a boss to like you in order to give you better grades or a promotion is a common practice. While it is fine to like a teacher or boss and tell him or her so, constant flattery meant to gain something from the person is apple polishing. It’s an oft used but disparaged technique for getting what you need but possibly don’t deserve.

Children often try apple polishing out at quite a young age. For example: “Mom, you are so beautiful. Can I have a cookie?” Whether or not the child really regards Mom as beautiful, the compliment is meant to gain favor with her so that she will deliver the cookie. Further it connects two unrelated topics: mom’s beauty and desire for cookies. This is a fallacious argument since Mom’s beauty has nothing to do with whether or not she will dole out the cookies. In fact, the mom in this case would do well to wait for a while before giving the cookie to not reinforce apple polishing.

As children age, they often become a little more subtle in their apple polishing attempts. Consider the following statement: “Professor, I learned more in your class than any class I’ve ever had before. I’m even thinking of minoring in history now. I just wish my grade reflected what I’ve learned.” Obviously, a professor in need of flattery may be slightly swayed by a student singing his or her praises until it comes to the sticky matter of grades. Suddenly the praise is suspicious and is apple polishing because it comes with a request to change a grade.

Another method of apple polishing is to begin by a bit of flattery that works into winning an argument. “Since we’re both intelligent, I think you’ll agree with me that “X” is important.” The person constructing the argument first establishes the intelligence of both people, but more importantly he establishes that the person with whom he wishes to gain agreement is intelligent. Then comes the hook, “I think we’ll both agree.” Unfortunately, the statement that a person is intelligent does not have a logical connection to “X is important.”

This last form is a frequent one used by politicians and by many commercials. For example something could be marketed to the consumer “with taste,” flattering those who buy the product into thinking they have “good taste.” A politician might say, “I know all good Malaysians will join me in this fight.” If you do otherwise than join the politician, you are not a good 1Malaysian, according to the statement.

The basic formula for apple polishing is the following:

1) Use flattery to the person or audience to which you appeal
2) Make a claim or a request
3) Insist that since the flattery is true, the request or claim is valid.

(excerpts from Wisegeek)

Of course the First Lady million ringgit ad did not follow the above.

The whole of commerce and industry have gone berserk with the figure 1. Everything is 1this and 1that. NEVER HAS 1ASS BEEN KISSED BY SO MANY WITH SUCH ENTHUSIASM AND DELIRIOUS ABANDON.

The past two weeks has not been good to the Tun. The poor turnout at Trengganu vexed him big-time and now this Ethiopian clown wants Jalan Ampang named after the Tun. Dang, we don’t name anything after anybody when that somebody is waxing strong, yes? What’s the word? Sial, isn’t it? No wonder the Tun was indisposed recently and had to beg off an event and had sent his gracious wife, an admirable lady, to grace the event. And of course you do not name a hospital after a living person….a hospital where the fung-shui is always bad. I wouldn’t accept that, would you? Yet, I am told, up north it was allowed to happen!