Monday, April 19, 2010

DATUKS & DATINS, SAY WELCOME TO JELAPANG HEE

WE are now so familiar with THE conferment of this title that it has become a fun thing to bet over how much the new datuk paid to get a datukship. An honorable title has become the butt of jokes even amongst school children.

It used to be honorable to join the ranks of datuks. I wonder why it is different now? Is it globalization? Is it because crooks are amongst the titled or you got to do something out of the box, like being a frog, to be titled. Whoever recommended that Hee be titled has just whored this elite process….

Dang, I need to go skinny dipping at the Magick River now…..

37 comments:

  1. is the dudette giving the dude a piggyback ride? no wonder she is not smiling.

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  2. skinny dipping ;)

    Good on ya!

    Miss you!

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  3. skinny dipping won't wash off the stench that just permeated our Malaysian air.... ptui...

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  4. datukship is now a cheapest title in town..throw a stone u hit 3 on the roads...what more tan sriship..we have come across another tansri pastor conning members of 150millions in this city..if hee be called dato then i be datuk of datuks..datuk zorro? that sound better...do a Z!!!

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  5. Datuk Hee, congratulations !!!

    May the titleship take you higher and higher...

    For those who crave for a titleship, please join Barisan Nasional, a good brand indeed.

    Malaysia Boleh, apa pun boleh !!!

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  6. They can give her whatever title for all I care - be it 'Queen', 'Princess', 'Duchess' (but I guess the English are not idiots like our leaders), or the cheapskate 'datukship' - she is still a traitor and for that she will not have even an atom of my respect!

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  7. A self-respecting Datuk would return the Datukship. It's no longer awarded for contribution to society and the nation. It's now "cheapened" to the point of no value as government servants automatically got it, conniving politicians politicked for it, crooks and show-offs bought it, and whores prostituted for it.

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  8. UNCLE,
    when Psudo intelligent bloggers who does cut and paste job also can get this tag (!)....next it will be who ? may be a donkey?

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  9. Yes, sadly it used to be honorable. What mockery the most hated woman in Perak gets a Perak Datukship! Aren't awards be given only to those who truly deserves them? What has this Jelapang Hee done so far other than toady-jump and to aid BN to powergrab in 2009?

    Even that Muhyiddin bugger, what has he done for Perak to deserve Perak's highest award that carries Datuk Seri Diraja title?

    He is not even from Perak but a Johorean so why should that award go to a Johorean as if there is no deserving Perakian, your Royal Highness?

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  10. Oops, I think I want to return mine. LOL.

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  11. I am non partisan.. but when every time I visited your blog I always find hatred views...oh maybe this is not for me....sorry

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  12. What about datuship given by Govt in Selangor to its PKR members... puittt...

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  13. KAKAKAKA!! Which one, telur dua?

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  14. The datuk title is so demeaning. It is just plain filthy. There is no more honour in it. This Hee just make it cheap.

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  15. This datukship has now become not honourable.It is a game the ruling elite play to reward their supporters without considering the feelings of the rakyat.

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  16. There are SO MANY deserving malaysians who had died for the country,brought honor to country,who got nothing but a few bucks to spend for olden days.Many already passed away poor,some still struggling or their family struggling to make ends meet....this clown just jumped over and got BIG BUCKS,now Datukship.Everybody knows how much she got,who paid her,where she put up now.I'm not gonna address such person with her datukship.All the frogs will be well rewarded by big bucks,overseas trip,big cars,titles.....no wonder so many useless clowns want to jump to BN.Rakyat diperbodohkan.Duit diutamakan.These clowns who speak little englandish are leading our country to bankruptcy.

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  17. "The picture says a thousand words"

    Look at UMNO PM's grin on his face does it say something?
    "For every satisfied c@ck, there is a wet pussy" Datin Hee not happy, maybe, Najib has a dead prick!!

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  18. Haha..Hee whore better not be so happy for the 'Datukship' now.

    She might not be around long enough to be addressed as "Datuk" as her Merc may just be involved in an accident while she is in the car.

    Hmm..as the Chinese saying goes:-
    "it is not one doesn't reap what one sows; its only because it is not time yet.." and the time might come soon..

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  19. Oh Emm Gee...looks like Perak's Datukships aren't worth anything liao.

    It sickens me to read that a worthless unprincipled politician who has done nothing for her constituency can be conferred a Datuk title. It disgusts me even further when our fool of a DPM heads the list.

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  20. oooh, a latuk ayam. does this mean that prostitution will be legalized?

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  21. Well Datuk Zorro

    What god give you only god can take it back

    One who has earned his 'datuk'ship through procreation
    must be proud and happy of his good fortune

    For a moment i thought i read jalang hee...

    this would be a description most apt for jalang hee and
    her ilk

    to jalang hee , may u never get a happy day for the rest
    of your stinking life

    khong khek khuat

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  22. Hee deserves a Tan Sri title !
    Why the RajaGopal of Berak gave her a Datuk Katak title is beyond imagination.
    Hee should get the Tan Shit Katak title.

    * What are her contributions to the nation ?

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  23. DATUK FROG ? AHHH
    CONGRATULATION ..CONGRATULATION.
    U GOT IT WHAT U NEED !
    MONEY , DATUKSHIP . NOW U BROKE TWO LEG, ALSO NO NEED WORRY LOH

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  24. What the f**ck, last time i paid many many RM to get 1 , now this bit**h also can get .Kena tipu lah .

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  25. Wow ! A 'datukship' for Hee.

    Then all the 'katak' will be jumping with joy, waiting to receive the title.

    What is the moral lesson for the Perakians, I wonder.

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  26. Say what you like ultimately it reflects BADLY on the giver who don't seems to care, unperturbed the hurt Perakians feel!

    Yesterday evening I was taking the escalator at Jusco Ipoh and I overheard the conversation of three angry men infront of me. This was uttered:

    " ...totally agree, as a matter of fact, respect for White-Hair has long gone, he has no lanciau!"

    Could this be related? You tell me.

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  27. Question: why did the chicken cross the road?
    Answer: to get a Datukship

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  28. HARGA DATOK RUNTUH!!!
    HARGA DATOK RUNTUK!!!

    This is a BREAKTHROUGH.

    With this award given to her, we non-Datoks, our standing in society is higher than the Datoks.

    All the Datoks will now be walking with their heads bowed down...cos it is just too embarrasing to have the same title as her.

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  29. When I was young I tell myself that one day I will be a Datuk. I think I will achieve this. Being a grandpa. I will be proud if my grandson call me because I get it with my sweat Better than getting it by money.

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  30. wow..what she had done ma...can get datok lo.. hoiyoo..

    may be bcoz she jumped out kot.. ahahah

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  31. I thought she should be conferred with Nenekship ? Hee Hee Boleh !

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  32. If the Jelapang slut deserves a datukship for selling out the voters who voted for her and for being a unprincipled frog to get millions, then every prostitute of her ilk should be given one too.

    The white hair baffoon is making a royal mockery of the datukship in Perak.

    Perakians take note.

    First the Jelapang prostitute sold her soul to the devil to get millions.

    The white hair too sucked up to Najib so that more federal projects would be awarded to his kids.

    Perak is being administered by a pirate who was selected for being a true BN sucker.

    The wishes of Perakians have no value or merit in the eyes of the BN and white hair.

    Just show what the Perak rakyat are made of. They do not want traitors to represent them.

    Get UMNO/BN booted out during the 13th GE. Let Pakatan Rakyat take over. That would be a resounding slap to white hair for not heeding the people's wishes.

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  33. ptui, ptui, ptui..!!! orang sudah bakar colok kasi dia, ini hantu pun tak mau pergi lagi! tiap-tiap cheng beng, dia mesti balik sini buat hal! itu orang tua pun satu, takut sama itu hantu, sekarang mau kasi dia satu datuk-ship. ai ya, itu orang tua tak takut sama itu latuk kong ka?? nanti latuk marah dia kasi datuk-ship, sama ship dengan latuk, jatuh standard latuk!! kalau latuk marah, nanti pejam mata pun tak boleh tidur lo!!

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  34. What a great couple. A princely toad and a handicap greedy frog. Ft mamma will sure like this picture.
    It is amazing that those so called royalties who claim to uphold the law did. How do get respect from the rakyat?
    The Perakians will never ever forget the 3 froggies betrayal. They can rest assure we will hound them until RIP.

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  35. Jib Conferred Dr. Hee Conferred Dato!, Something wrong with this world! Something is wrong with the White Hair man. Aiyo! ?????

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  36. Dear Zorro,
    You forget to include people graduated from Sg. Buloh Institute on corruption also still a Datuk Seri!!!
    Looks like you also have selected memory!!!

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  37. Barang baik punya loh! hee hee hee hee heeeeeeee. tarak busuk. hee hee heeeeeeeeeee

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