Monday, February 22, 2010

CAN APPCO MATCH THIS ALTRUISM?

At 12midnight last night we celebrated Pai Tee Kong at Maison de Bon. As we sent up two hot-air balloons (with messages of course,) one for Mr&Mrs Najib and the other for Mr (is he married?) Moohideen. After we "loow-ed" a colossal plate of Macallan-laced (more politically correct than spiked, yes?) yee sang, we were buoyed up by an exhilarating spasm of patriotism. The collective consensus was:


and since a submarine that cannot dive
the periscope could be put to better use,
we decided to donate FOC
this patriotic idea
to
the appropriate government agency
like possibly
our



 

kangaroo courts.

AFTER THIS UNANIMOUS DECISION

WE LET OFF THREE SETS OF FIREWORKS

IN APPRECIATION TO THE THREE ETHNIC GROUPS

THAT MADE THIS ALTRUISTIC GESTURE. 

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10 comments:

  1. thebaDderManFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    That is very funny !
    Muhyiddin must be homo, of course he is not married , or can he ? Thats why he talks cock all night to try to get it standing
    haha

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  2. tupingeraFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:16 PM

    Only in bolehland:
    - submarine that cannot dive
    - fighter jets without engines
    - anti-corruption agency that bribed witnesses
    - law courts with whores as judges
    - criminals as police
    - A-G who cannot comprehend the law
    - msm that spread misinformation
    - civil servants who are 'royal' eunuchs

    MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    Good to have your last hurrah before your leader goes to jail.

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  4. zorroFebruary 22, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    Anon919pm....even if proven innocent your masters will send Anwar to jail. We have accepted this fact and he has too. Now we hope for divine intervention against the forces of evil....which of course includes YOU. Sleep well. We always do.

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  5. ktteoktFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    Come to think of it, I for one have not seen Muhi with his wife in the papers! Is he married?

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  6. Pokey-DooFebruary 22, 2010 at 11:54 PM

    Of course the submarine cannot dive... the real one has been stolen and sold to a third world banana republic. what we have at the naval base is just a made-in-malaysia rubber inflatable thingie in the shape of the submarine that has disappeared. two years from now, it will be revealed that the submarine has been stolen, just like the jet engines, and some junior scapegoats will be charged and imprisoned... welcome to bolehland... as for the periscope, feel free to stick it up someone's big fat ass like Anon919pm... hahaha...

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  7. Samuel Goh Kim EngFebruary 23, 2010 at 12:22 AM

    LIVING LIFE IN 2010

    In the 2010 tiger year
    May you live without fear
    Being really enough brave
    To overcome every wave
    Being truly steadfast and bold
    To defeat every evil stronghold
    Being sufficiently strong
    To make right all wrongs
    Being constantly gracious
    To live life that's precious

    (C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 220210
    http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
    Mon. 22nd Feb. 2010.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2010 at 1:16 AM

    the submarine succesfully dived today fyi. and yes, muhyiddin is married.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2010 at 8:23 AM

    Sometimes I wonder.......

    Other countries have no big hoo-haa on their intellengence or smart submarines....

    Its for the sake of each country's own individual security. Not to be "shouted" out loud for all to know..!!

    No need to go that far. Look at S'pore. How many subs they have, we don't know yah..!!

    Btw, is this our 1st or 2nd or 3rd sub???

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  10. hahahahaFebruary 24, 2010 at 5:53 AM

    don't you people know that the gomen bought to subs to show off? You know like comparing whose "thing" is bigger because you know these people are closeted homos. That also btw explains why UMNO are so obsessed with sodomy.

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