"MACC is colour-blind …..
99% of all colorblind people are not really color blind but color deficient; the term color blindness is misleading, so don't mislead to make your point.
Strongly colorblind people might only be able to tell about 20 hues apart from each other, with normal color vision this number raises to more than 100 different hues.
About 8% of all men are suffering from color blindness....so not all MACC are colorblind!
Colorblind people feel handicapped in everyday life, and almost nobody recognizes this,including the Minister.
Color blindness is a recessive sex linked trait, which causes more men to be colorblind than women. OMG!
Police officer, firefighter, and airline pilot are the most famous jobs which require normal color vision. So if you say your police and MACC are colorblind, get rid of them, including the Police Inspector General.
Many colorblind people have problems with matching clothes and buying ripe bananas.
In Parliament today Nazri (above) rose to the defence of two of its enforcement agencies that have constantly faced heavy opposition attack for their perceived 'selective prosecution'.
In response to a supplementary question by Salahuddin Ayub (PAS-Kubang Kerian), Nazri said up to January 2009, 12 politicians from Barisan Nasional were arrested compared to one from Pakatan Rakyat. However, through selective memory-loss, he was unable to name names. Read more HERE & HERE
Dumbo, what we meant by selective prosecution is why a loss of life for RM2,400 instead of delay in intensive grilling of a multi-millionaire dentist. That was a toothless answer. The minister need to go to school to learn some half-ass answers when confronted in Parliament. Here are some priceless examples:
SMART-ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during an airline flight. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
“What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
SMART-ASS ANSWER #5
“What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
SMART-ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”
SMART-ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
SMART-ASS ANSWER #3
SMART-ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
SMART-ASS ANSWER #3
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
“I've been waiting for you all day,” the officer said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART-ASS ANSWER #2
“I've been waiting for you all day,” the officer said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART-ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?”
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.”
SMART-ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008!!
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?”
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.”
SMART-ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008!!
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
A BONUS EXTRA
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
A BONUS EXTRA
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replied, “Your eyesight’s good.”
The husband replied, “Your eyesight’s good.”
12 comments:
Errr ... Z,
Giving smart-ass answer suggestions to a dumb-ass ingrate ain't gonna work, bro.
This bloke is beyond redemption.
Heck, even foodstamps won't redeem this item off the shelf.
Btw does he still arrange furniture in parliament, as rumored in more enlightened societies?
OBE....furniture? I though it was flowerpots, the last I heard.
that dumbo's answers were meant only for equally dumb umno supporters. and for not-to-discerning simple-minded kampong folks - umno's 'fixed deposits'.
he doesnt give a damn what the rest of us thinks.
he knows umno is king. not even agong is king. and with musang hasan dan gani patail on thier side, added with a touch of umno judiciary, he is untouchable. the lock is fastened securedly.
say what u all want.
4RAKYAT
ha...ha...those smart-ass answers are funny alright! But to apply to this dumbo! Neh....far from it!
Again the F***ing idiot condraticting himself. Today MACC Selangor charging 5 mostly opposition members related. This is not "color blind" and neither "party blind".
He should first to be investigated seeing his son way of spending in Pub, Gals, Disco etc. If this idiot can be Minister, I can be Prime Minister. You only need idiots to be in Malaysia Ministers' post.
NIAHMAH!!
You have to forgive Nazri. He knows not what he says. You see, his brain is in between his legs. Unfortunately, he also ejects his waste form there. His brain got mixed up with his waste.
'name someting colourless .'
" black & white !! "
Aiyoyo! This idiot walked the same corridors as me in secondary school.I just found out and I am hugely embarassed. May god bless my queen
The MACC is not colour blind, but totally blind. Otherwise, how could they have missed that Nazi moron?
Haul his ass in!
He is right!
There is no selective prosecution or any prosecution.
There is malicious persecution and Happy Hour judgement in 1Malaysia !
Nur Jazlan declares that BN/UMNO does not believe in transparent party funding and would continue with money politics as they believe PR is not doing it, either, although PR has been openly collecting donations from the Public but not ripping off the State by corruption as in PKFZ!
Watch exact segment at 8:29 min on YouTube -
101 East - KL land scam - 15 Oct 09 - Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvxIROjpjj4&feature=fvsr
As in JAIS case on Dr Asri it smacks of some kind of persecution. Najib denies it.
Aren't there independent misguided sources with less than good intentions which are not objective and ethical?
Uncle Zorro,
My hubby is colorblind and he is a scientist/chemist. I never heard him complaint about anything related to colors, let alone feel handycapped. :-)
Have a great weekend!
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