YOU NEED ALL THE LUCK APCO WORLDWIDE

Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon  confirmed in Parliament today that the government had engaged Apco Worldwide, an international public affairs and media relations company, to boost its tattered and bruised image overseas.

It is rumored  that the contract is worth some RM20 million

Yes RM20 million to improve PM Najib’s image is chicken feed when some USD1.2 million was paid to disgraced and convicted felon Jack Abramoff (a Jew, if you do not yet know) for Tun M to get an audience with US of A’s most despicable President Bush in 2002. ("It is true that somebody paid but it was not the (Malaysian) government," Mahathir said. "I understood some people paid a sum of money to lobbyists in America but I do not know who these people were and it was not the Malaysian government."} Ahem......

Why chickenfeed?

 It is a gargantuan task for APCO which will include crisis management, issue management, government relations, media relations, coalition building, and opinion research. APCO will have a tough time influencing decision makers and shaping public opinion by crafting compelling messages to offset anti-1 Malaysia tirades.

Just to satisfy my belief that APCO does not know what they are getting into I would like them to name the government characters involved in the following WHO IS questions:

WHO IS

• The Chief Editor of a mainstream Malay newspaper who had an affair with a young girl while his wife lay paralysed in bed?

• The Chief Minister who eloped to Thailand to secretly marry his second wife?

• The Federal Minister who was caught with a female artiste in a Port Dickson hotel room?

• The Federal Minister whose brother was arrested for drug trafficking?

• The Federal Minister who had an affair with someone else’s wife that eventually resulted in a broken marriage?

• The Chief Minister who had an affair with someone else’s wife that eventually resulted in a broken marriage?

• The Chief Minister who had an affair with an under-aged girl which resulted in an illegitimate child? 

• ·The Chief Minister who had an affair with a girl who eventually gave birth to an illegitimate child?

• The Chief Minister who kept an under-aged mistress at a condominium in Kuala Lumpur?

• The religious leader  who had an illicit affair and who is now holding a prominent position in a very  important government religious body like the National Fatwa Council?

• The Chief Minister who had an affair with his sister-in-law who have birth to an illegitimate child?

If APCO knows all the answers then they know what they are in for and if they do not know the answers they do not know what they are getting into! Probably there will be a package revision once they get wind of our Special Draws.

Good Luck APCO Worldwide.

Aside: These guys have the licence to wed 4, why are they having to go to hop, step and jump?

Answer: Either they are of the pussy-whipped breed (as in henpecked), or the forbidden apple is always much crunchier!