Thursday, August 20, 2009

WHAT YOU CAN HAVE FOR BREAKFAST TODAY


AT THIS MORNING'S PRESS CONFERENCE, THE FOLLOWING BREAKFAST ENSEMBLE

WILL BE SERVED.

PARTICIPANTS TO THIS WILL BE PROVIDED WITH THE RECEIPE FOR THIS QUARTET-CREATION.

MYSTERY CHEF WILL BE AVAILABLE TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS









15 comments:

  1. that was a good start for the day.

    I Hv a good laugh..thanks

    ipohHUNK

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--good one Uncle Z !
    it's great that you keep your wits about you cos humor is the one trait that can get us thru hell or high waters.

    You are doing a fine fine job my man. You not only voice out, you voice out LOUD and you definitely walk the talk.

    Stay safe brave one.

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  3. Soooo ... all of them have had to break their eggs to make 'breakfast', eh Z.

    And Humpty Dumpty is M.I.A.

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  4. The early morning sun
    Bursting out into the sky
    The glorious shafting rays
    The good sign

    Albino spins
    Prepaid omelette
    Promising token goods
    Painted red to show effect
    Sizzling in your eyes
    “Only you sign for me”

    And the Albino leaders say
    “Don't worry about sunny side up Rohaizat
    He can do many with his eggs
    Poached eggs his speciality
    Go to him let him whipped up his cream'

    You wish he goes away
    Then comes Hamidi easy over
    Claiming his poached eggs tasting good
    “Come give it a try
    No harm you know
    Just give a go”

    Then Muhiddy scrambles
    Knowing the idiots they are
    Belittling the voters intelligence
    They will surely cook in simmering fire

    Permatang Pasir voters
    Frying it in open round woks
    Wokking it until Albino crumbles
    Only waiting for implosion
    Then it is history.............

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  5. Hello..........I thought you are tired physically, mentally and emotionally.......Good One!! I am completely with you! All the best to your aspiration for democracy and justice!

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  6. One more for this breakfast menu:

    NAJUB'S 1TON (WAN TAN) NOODLES.

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  7. Where's my Hishami Roti Canai?
    malsia1206

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  8. "BREAKING NEWS! Yusri Isahak, the former legal partner of Rohazait Othman, has refuted claims that the Permatang Pasir candidate was innocent of any wrongdoings.MORE" Malaysiakini

    dpp
    We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

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  9. "UPDATED

    By Syed Jaymal Zahiid
    PERMATANG PASIR, Aug 20 — The controversy surrounding Barisan Nasional candidate Rohaizat Othman’s disbarment took a new twist today when his partner, the one Umno accused of taking their client's money, appeared to deny the allegation.

    Yusri Ishak alleged that the money was used by Rohaizat to help his friend-cum-client to finance a land transaction worth RM 130,000 which was to be reimbursed but the Umno politician's friend had failed to do so.

    Rohaizat then claimed the land, planning to sell it to remit the funds used to purchase it but to no avail, said Yusri, adding that that was one of the reasons why Rohaizat had failed to repay the co-operative.

    He also said some of the co-operative funds had been used to help another of Rohaizat's friends, a director in a housing development company, and also to manage the firm's branch in Ipoh.

    The 38-year-old lost an appeal on Aug 12 against being struck off the rolls of the Malaysian Bar after he blamed his partner for the matter which the Bar Council said involved RM161,000 in client's money." MI.

    dpp
    We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

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  10. I prefer mine Najib half boiled.

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  11. EGGSTRA EGGSTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! DUMNO HAS SUNK UP TO ITS SONGKOK IN THE QUICKSAND OF ITS OWN CORRUPTION!

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  12. uncle z, can i hv 1/4 of each pls? nid to keep an eye on ma cholestrol ya ... dun mind to pay little more. keep the spirit up till 25 Ogos!

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  13. I like the scrambled item. The DPM fler's brain is so scrambled! LOL!

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  14. 4 styles of egg preparation paints a million words. The pictures of eggs say it all.

    That is the Best yet.

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