Friday, August 21, 2009

THE BIGGER THE BODYMASS, THE SMALLER THE BRAIN!


MUJAHID YUSOF RAWA is the son of the illustrious late PAS President. It was liberally spread around by an UMNO blogger that Mujadi absconded with some RM600k. Now UMNO is into figures. Just the other day, outside-the-cabinet Pemuda head said that PAS had 3855 Phantom voters. At this morning's Press Conference Mujahid informed the media that UMNO has reduced the embezzeled figure to RM6K. I am hopeless with figures but if Mujahid could hand me that 600k, I would bankrupt Vincent Tan if I placed the bet on 3855. That would stop all the forthcoming Special Draws to pay for Selangor's PR cross-overs.

Let me digress a bit. You know the cobra.....small as it is when compared to a dinosaur, it spits its poison with lethal accuracy. When a dinosaur spits it floods a huge area, kinda like deforestration. So who ever the dinosaur said it was RM600K must be tugging its tail between you know where. So this theory must be true:

Hopson (1980) compared dinosaur brain sizes with those of living reptiles. He calculated the EQs assuming that dinosaurs are more like reptiles and that their brain, as in living reptiles, occupied only half of the brain case. Hopson used the brain size to body size relationship in living reptiles, E=0.005P0.66 and found that most dinosaurs were not as intelligent as the average crocodile

I ADVISE THAT YOU CLICK ON THE IMAGE FOR REAL-TIME BODY MASS


I like it, the above calculation about the size of dino's brain! But is it really extinct? I surmise some are still around, but the brains a tad fossilised, NO?

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This morning, a small-sized TOKOH SASTERAWAN NEGARA Samad Said, my former neighbor, made my day! We chatted after the Press Conference and he told me that he reads my blog! Woooooooooooooooooo!
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8 comments:

  1. ahooAugust 21, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    I like this phrase so much that it often just comes alive when I read issue like that. " On the left brain, it got nothing right and on the right brain, it got nothing left." Isn't that not too far fetched ?

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  2. tupingeraAugust 21, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    a barua is a barua is a barua.

    nuff said.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 21, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    bankrupt Sports Toto and stop the funding for the coup?

    dont have to buy numbers leh, zorro. just stop giving the operating and premise licence in Selangor and Penang and that Vincent is "deadmeat". this is within the powers of PR. dont know why khalid and guan eng seem to be ignorant on this.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 21, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    Notice how you will look when you eat out of corrupt money?It shows.

    Shalom Admiral Tojo

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  5. bennylohAugust 21, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    Currently the biggest body mass in Sumo top division
    AOUT 57O LBS BODY MASS

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  6. toyolbusterAugust 22, 2009 at 12:32 AM

    Now I remember where I have seen that face before. I once had a Big dog named Pariah decades ago. He was such an obese and a pissing dumb ass as well. He ate and slept all the time and always barking for no good reasons. One day he turned "gila babi" and I had to put him to sleep. Later the vet told me he had syphilis in his brains. Now I believe in reincarnation.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 22, 2009 at 2:44 AM

    WOH... ! SHITHEAD ALWAYS A SHITHEAD... RBru.

    AI, I MEANT U, OK SHITHEAD!

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  8. zapperAugust 22, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    most politicians are scums!!!!!!

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