PEOPLE, FINALLY ITS OUT....LAUGHTER INEVITABLY IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

I received 40 advice of which two were not so friendly. I want to thank the 38 of you. Some of your remedies were so hilarious that laughter initially might have aggravated the dilemma. But laughter is always a good medicine. Somebody suggested I swallow a cat which is not possible because cats are no-no in a condo. Fi-sha suggested I get a cat to stroke my throat, since cats eat fish but are never troubled with fishbones. Admiral Togo asked me to try frenchkissing but Midship(wo)man Rodi told me deep kissing is the in-thing now and frenching is passe! A good many of you advised me to see an ENT and Doc Chuan offered free service and allayed my fears by assuring me that he did not belong to any BN party. Another advised: Next time, when eating fish (head), just eat, don't talk lah. Drink can.

This next one is encouraging but I can't wait that long lah:
".....whence the next GE, you would scream so Looouuud at our win that the offending bone will dislodge itself in joining your ecstatic cries!!! and you will say finally ' i have no bone to pick', cause the offending body has been removed off the political landscape....failing that try eating a ball of rice, while doing a headstand..."

Lao' Cha of Bodohland forwarded me a link (Sarawakiana) about fishbone & throat cancer.

Kintakid brushed aside his wife's advise to drink lime....instead he said vodka would soften the bone faster. Your both aren't fighting over me huh? Most said swallow a ball of rice or banana whilst some claimed that doesn't work. Somebody told me to bear the pain as repaying vow in thaipusam!! Musa Susah dispensed this free: Perhaps love juice might do the trick. Its very low in pH. Hello Mus....you figure it is available easily....give me a lead lah......sheesssshhhh low in pH!!!!

Many gave Toyolbuster's suggestion the thumbs up: Get Rosie to do a striptease and you may throw up even the most rusty of anchors you may have consumed over the bubbly years.

My buddy Antares came up with an uncommon cure: I suggest you invite Idzan ismail over & swallow him whole, Zorro. This creature comes across as such a slimeball he'll dislodge the fishbone as he goes down the gullet. When you next go to the loo, make sure you flush twice! (aside: this idzan revealed to me that she is female....but I have reservations that he is a man trapped in a female's body)

A one-time commenter Nostradamus appeared out of the blues with this gem: Stand in your doorway and with one leg outside the doorway and one leg inside the doorway, just say out aloud "Fish Bone go away!"

KTemoc gave me an insight into teochew lore but ended thus: But seriously speaking see a doctor, not witch but medical one wakakaka.By the way, I love this post of yours, not because you're suffering, but I can 'connect' ;-)

Shah 101 as usual showed his sinister concern: Knock, knock! Yer still breathing, Z? You need no enemies when you have friends like him.

Frankly and honestly, your hilarious input was discussed over dinner tonight and we all laughed and out it came.

THANK YOU PEOPLE.