The cardinal rule when walking your dog is elementary.....they must be on your left, away from traffic. You need to hold the leash loop on your right hand, and your left hand hold the leash such that your dog walks BESIDE YOU. No matter what breed you keep, running breed or lap breed, you need to keep a short leash. The BN government does this exceptionally well. They have full control.
Their running dogs and lap dogs are admirably controlled. You do not allow your dog to take you for a walk. That doggie must walk beside you. You lose control of the dog when the dog drags you along for a walk. The BN government has got this right.
But in some cases, this is not happening. They let certain dogs run free, unleashed to poo all over us. They bark endlessly and they snap at anyone. Of course veternarians suggest you debark your dog or you castrate them.....but that would be cruel and against the nature of things.
The best-in-class would be the submissive, ever-obedient, my-master-right-or-wrong, sit, heel, attack, conditioned dogs, much like Pavlov's.
ANY PARALLELS HERE?
I read this somewhere:
According to mission of he Election Commission (EC) of
However, what we have seen so far is a totally different scenario as to how the team chaired by Tan Sri Abdul Aziz bin Mohd Yusof has failed to effectively execute its mission. Like his predecessor he chose a weekday (however Guan Eng, as CM declared election day for Permatang Pauh, a holiday) for KT, Bukit Selambau and Bukit Gantang by-elections. Tight leash huh, fuck the rakyat. My master's voice is the only voice.
DRAW YOUR OWN PARALLEL.
Abdul Ghapur Salleh (BN-Kalabakan) has expressed his disappointment over the investigation into Kugan’s death as no one from the police force has been charged so far.
He stressed that an independent inquiry should be set up to investigate the police officers who are alleged to be involved in the case.
The independent inquiry, he explained, could be set up by anybody as long as it runs impartially and is not bias in favour of the police.
“We cannot defend the police who are criminals. Even if the Indian boy (Kugan) was a criminal, it was not up to the police to punish him,” the outspoken MP told the House during his Royal Address speech."
I have always claimed that their are still good men in UMNO. This one ain't no runnig dog. But for sure he wont be nominated for future elections like Datuk Sakmangkol in Pahang.
Running dogs and lap dogs find it easier to sniff our cows and cars.
MORE PARALLELS BEFORE WE CLOSE THE PARALLELOGRAM.....but for now small appetising bites.
DANG!
BUT OF COURSE
THIS CAN ONLY BE
ALLOWED
TO HAPPEN
IN MALAYSIA.
HOWEVER, BEFORE SERIES 03, LET'S SEE HOW MACC
ACTS ON THIS.
MACC may be a newly reformed body but they are made of the same dogs specially trained to lick selected ass.
ReplyDeleteEvery word stings, Zorro. Yet it doesn't appear to penetrate some thick neanderthal skulls....*sigh*.
ReplyDeleteNext time if PR people suddenly gets an appointment with BN people, they must remember to on their handphone recorder
ReplyDeleteI like your story about all the dogs Umno/BN has.
ReplyDeleteJust wonder why the dogs Umno has is 'halal' while the true breed is not.
I think you should write a book on how to breed 'halal' dogs. ha ha ha
Murphy's law is an adage in Western culture that broadly states: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
ReplyDeleteAlthough often equated with Sod's law, it can be seen as a special case of this more general tenet, which holds that the most inconvenient turn of events is the most likely, or (less prosaically) whichever course of action you may take, the Fates will mock you for the choice you make.
Murphy's law is sometimes strengthened, as Finagle's law. Or more so, as: "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way."
It is also related to Kayla's Law which states" Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, in the most comical sense possible" This is what aptly applies to Malaysian politics.
Thank you wikipedia...
The One....thanks fo9r all the LAWS.
ReplyDeleteHowever Malaysian Law states: What has gone wrong has all been planned.
.....been planned to go wrong.
ReplyDeleteA running dog or lapdog cannot be re-trained. So the best option, if there is a change of master, is to put it in Kumumting Retiree Village for life or simply, put the mongrel to sleep.
ReplyDeletedoggie will always listen to their masters.
ReplyDeletewow, wow.