To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.
Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) -
bacteria found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because
alcohol has to go through a Purification Process of boiling, filtering
and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service, before the Blue Blitz crosses the border into the Silver State.
Have you tried the water in Pertak, Zorro? Direct from underground springs, guaranteed no E. coli!
ReplyDeleteNajib has got himself twisted up in his own soiled underpants again. Even with the EC backing BN, Umno's losing streak is unstoppable. Mongolian magic! ;-)
Hah! The Blue Blitz again.. Cant wait to get on it again. But make sure those tires are in good condition this time.
ReplyDeleteZorro,
ReplyDeleteFuck these politicians. They are all the same. I wasted my time and money supporting PR. They are no different than UMNO-BN. Put money on the table, they will not hesitate to fuck the rakyat.
Wasted my time attending those vigils and ceramahs.
There are still options for Perak state govt, first of all the Sultan can declare the 2 seats vacant, or if they crossover what pakatan has to do is to hold on and wait for the next week for their corruption trial to begin, the speaker of the house has also the option of not recognising them on grounds that he has received their letters of resignation therefore in the eyes of the speaker they hold no locus standi to come to state parliment, or to cut to the chase suspend them 6 months at a time till the next election -for bringing the house to disrepute or some flimsy excuse, meanwhile get more bn people to crossover, this will save some money but PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, IF THE COURTS DROP THE CHARGES OR BARISAN TAKES OVER PERAK (god forbid),THIS DIRTY WAY THROUGH BLACKMAIL AND EXTORTION AND BRIBES, well they may have to face a state election, which they will definatly loose, meanwhile perak state govt must be very wary of phantom voters being transferred to those 2 regions and on top of that if BY CHANCE, A VERY BIG CHANCE AT THAT- BN WINS BACK PERAK- they may win the BATTLE but they will definatly loose the war of the federal govt come next election, inroads must be made into Pahang,negeri, melaka, johor, sarawak and sabah.
ReplyDeleteEC : " NO NO NO by/bye/buy elections in the silver state !!"
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ReplyDelete3/2009 5:06
Cool it my friend. Just because you find a few bad apples in a tree, you don't chop the whole tree down, do you?
These two Aduns are charged with corruption, their future is bleak and easy meat for the 'Mongolian Prince' to cut a deal. What have they got to loose... case dismiss, become overnight millionaires...difficult for them to resist is'nt it?
Fark the dirty scum his style is can't win them, buy them!
I secretly wish the blue blitz will make its way soon to Perak , for I shall be waiting patiently to see the zorro & the team put UM NO ! to sleep 4ever !
ReplyDeleteOnly happens after Najib took over.
ReplyDeleteSee how good our future PM is....
Hi folks, don't panic....simple addition PKR still majority 30 vs 27. The two PKR having resigned cannot be counted. So back to the drawing board Najb. Oh ya Najb you need to have brains with so many deadwoods and morons like botak how to outsmart PKR????
ReplyDeleteThis is indeed a laughable matter for the world. The sanctity of the ' one person, one vote' system is being abused through money deals again, and the fact that the DPM is AGAIN IMPLICATED in unsavoury deeds is a very SERIOUS MATTER the Sultan or King cannot keep quiet anymore. Integrity and confidence is undermined. A Mickey Mouse nation is in the creation
ReplyDeleteGoofy
Our water use to be safe over two decades ago. In recent times, even those shit eating catfish finds it hard to survive. They just couldn't stand moronic faeces dump by the truckload from Putridjaya. Take your pick. We have C4erry, Flip-Flop, and Blurred flavored craps. I guess you're right. A shot of single malt will surely keep those freaking slimeballs away.
ReplyDeleteOn another note BK. Do you have the feeling that the restless soul of a lady is working tirelessly as of late? Looks like she wants to see that C4erry fella suffer the humiliation of defeats together with unabated public revelation of his crooked deals before she swing the blade on him.
That Cherry muther has to cover 10 shit holes with only 9 covers. E.Coli is the least of his problem. If he chance on this article, he just might take your advice.
Totally agree with you on the water vs beer concept. Belgian hospitals provide their patients with low alcohol beer (0.5%) instead of water as it is cleaner and also contains nutrients. Prost!
ReplyDeleteBenjamin Franklin and Thomas Jeffresson are my heroes. Here's to healthy WINE!
ReplyDeleteTime for change in beverages, Zorro, eh?
On the contrary, a State election is not a waste of money. That is how the BN Stimulus Package should be spent! Let's do it in Negeri Sembilan, Sarawak and Sabah, too!
i will thank you anyway because now i have a good excuse to tell my mum if she sees me drinking wine more than water. :)
ReplyDeletewell i hope there will be a by-election or a snap election as being a MAFREL member, we are also waiting to roll out!
btw, even if jamaluddin resigned and stand as an independent (and not join UMNO), it is not fair as voters vote him on the PKR ticket, not as an independent. thus by hook or crook, there should be an election!
Uncle Zorro
ReplyDeleteBe the good boy that u r, drink your water and dont talk shit - it's the only way to win a battle. The last thing the rakyat need is to see their warriors turn up in The Blue Blitz totally blitzed LOL. It's a tad arrogant to celebrate a sure-win even before the battle begins.
Tally-ho!
At 4pm today , Najib will announce the Fall of the Pakatan Goverment in Perak ! Make sure that the blue blitz is ready to go el zorro !
ReplyDeleteAIYAH! You know Zorro I dont drink alcohol! Now what? Must I become a drinker too?
ReplyDeleteThere is no way to take away the seats when someone defects - because did ppl vote for the person OR the party?
Surely the peeps of Perak has something to say abt where their seats are goin?
Perak falls!!
ReplyDeletehow to spin this now?
We have running dogs from MCA, now we have running biitch from DAP.
ReplyDeleteMay she die when she spend the ill-gotten wealth bring along her family members.
Agree with posting by anon @ February 3, 2009 5:06 PM. Generally speaking, it would be simpler for me to lump them as the same and just make sure that voting to keep the check and balance in place. Wished we had something similar in spirit to the American Constitution regarding the right to bear arms (with the founding fathers making this statement with the realization no human system can be perfect including theirs).
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