Monday, January 12, 2009

OUT OF SIGHT....AND HE HARASSES THE POLICE.

You would expect that around mid morning, you would be putting together snippets of news that would flow into the op room. At 11:15 I get a call from Stephen asking me and Haris to get our butts over to Kampong Cina as DAP was ordered by the Menteri Besar to close down their Bilek Gerakan. He knows that BN is trailing far behind(or maybe lost the route to the finishing line) and his ass will be fried a la keropo lekor by Rosmah if PAS wins this Parliamentary seat.

But this scene greeted us. I thought the cop was giving him the court summon on the case I wrote about yesterday. The cop asked RPK for his IC. The conversation went something along these lines:

RPK: Who wants my IC? I dont have my IC with me.
No stripes cop: Boss saya.
RPK: Tell you boss come minta I


Cop gets into car seemingly to contact his boss.

RPK: Tell your boss to come get my IC
Cop: Fiddling with intercom
RPK: Nak datang?
Cop: Still fiddling with intercom (and praying for some deliverance)
RPK: I dont have my IC with me. Tell your boss to come and arrest me.
Cop: Still praying for deliverance!
RPK: Are you going to arrest me?
Cop: Stopped praying but looking blankly towards his partner for advice.
RPK: Is your boss coming.....use any of the 4 helicopter....atau naik kuda....ada dua ekor kuda yah?
Cop saw the large crowd already gathered around his squad car, and drove off to find his missing boss.

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THE CIRCUS CLOWNS ARE IN TOWN, 7000 STRONG

The circus tents are up and the circus clowns masquerading as ploice officers are parading the
town. Most of them are seen at traffic intersections. One local said that these are bujang mata mata practicising traffic control.
The senior clowns are spending time eavesdropping at food joints and interviewing our friends at private clubs. Meantime we are getting ringside seats watching this clowning going on in Kuala Terengganu.

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HOTEL CAVES IN TO BN PRESSURE

The Management of Primula Park Royal Hotel asked for photocopy of every employees MyKad. The state-owned Hotel is running a lucky draw and the winner can expect to have dinner with the Deputy PM's spouse......and nothing more.
Reports coming from the employees is that many are praying their cards will never be drawn.

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OUR HOTEL TOO GOT PRESSURED

Asked why only Utusan Malaysia paper was available in the hotel, its employees said that it was Management's orders. Is this to offset our boycott of the MSM?

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No! People you are not missing much.....what you are missing are childish, puerile and infantile antics of a desperate BN......all out to give the vote to PAS because they still think that the Menteri Besar chose the wrong candidate.

VIVA LA PAS





11 comments:

  1. " ...suruh boss anda mari tangkap
    aku lah .....@#$%^&* !!"

    HAHAHA ! HAHAHA!! viva YM RPK !!

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  2. Hi Bernard,

    keep up the good job, we're coming to help this Thursday.

    Still dead laughing on the RPK-cop dialogue :)

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  3. umno s a real bastard! Shame on this crooks!

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  4. How stupidity can these authority gets? Whimp and fancies on rakyats expenses. Clowns and Ring master, later 'beasts' will be release too. Do take care RPK and the all PKR members.

    Rakyat Malaysia.

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  5. Way 2 go, RPK
    U really showed them
    Myself along the rakyat predicted that u will win hands down in fist fight wit Ahmad Said

    HRH Sultan Mizan made a terrible choice in appointin this idiot as MB

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  6. " ...hey hey ,jangan lari ! suruh
    boss mari sini tangkap saya, saya takada ic ....jangan pegi...celaka..
    ..@#$%^&* !!"

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  7. Dang! Why didn't you guyz say that from today onwards, movie script format for blog postings.

    Now, I gotta re-do the whole thing.

    Btw did the cop run over RPK's foot when he scooted off?

    Hehehe! Trust RPK for sabre .. err .. tongue rattling rhetoric.

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  8. There can be no greater curse than being a rank-and-file cop in Malaysia just before the fall of Umno/BN....

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  9. Lu tau wa siapa ka?
    Panggil lu punya taukeh tangkap wa.
    Lu ingat wa takut ka!
    Lu tau Kamunting ka, bukan Kemaman tau ?
    Tak mau buang masa lagi lah, mali kita sama sama undi pada PAS lah !

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  10. I am TRULY beginning to admire RPK !

    Methinkgs that you lot, including RPK have some very big private parts to face up to the cops like that!

    Why not you guys be more magnanimous? Share alittle of what you have around with the oher much more PROMINENT armchair bloggers ?

    And BN pressuring even the few of you?

    Margaret Mead says
    "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has"

    I believe in you! thks for updates!!

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