Joc is on the campaign trail again, of course for the BN. But her take now is on the "handsome and better looking"....and in the process she missed out some shenanigans behind the BN scene....this later.
She wrote:................. Saiful looked earnest and even more handsome on the big screen. The camera, as they say, loves him.
She also wrote:...............THE Perak Mentri Besar Datuk Seri Mohammed Nizar Jamaluddin is much better looking in person than in pictures.
In her column she wrote:
THE SLEEPY one-street town centre of Permatang Pauh has come to life since the start of campaigning for the by-election.
But the Umno camp has grabbed attention along the street with the nightly appearance of Saiful Bukhari Azlan, or rather, the nightly screening of Saiful Bukhari Azlan swearing on the Quran that he was sodomised by Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim. The video has been played over and over again on the screen through the night.
By now, most people in the vicinity would probably have memorised the actual words recited by Saiful, including the highly-explicit phrase of how Anwar had put his **** into Saiful’s ****.
What's this.....where have all the people gone....shameful....what loyalty!
Below is what Joceline was never privy to......BN supporters multi-tasking as PKR supporters.
Above is genuine PKR vest.
Below is a BN make-over vest to fool the everybody during BN overt operations.
Go here to see how innovative the BN people are.
And Joc....since we are on this handsome caper don't you think Najib's Junior is more deliciously comely?
UMNO has always been innovative in that sense, don't you think? Hence, in every event organised by the opposition, there's always the lookout for the infamous "Agent Provocateurs".....
ReplyDeleteGlad you pointed out the difference between the genuine PKR vest and the fake one, Zorro.....
Do you think the police would have had the brains to look into that, in the first place? They seem to be very efficient nowadays.....selective efficiency, to be precise.
Handsome?I think Haris Ibrahim looks very dashing and handsome in that photo on your posting dated Aug20!(Anak Melayu anak kita......)
ReplyDeleteAnd Haris,if you are reading this,don't blush,ok?Have a good time in PP but take care of your health too.
Saiful?Yucks!!BN's star?More like a used and discarded whore.
And Uncle Zorro,don't worry about those empty chairs.It being the Hungry Ghost Festival,will be filled up in no time by those lost souls!!You take care too,uncle!
Aaahhh.. the wonders of technology combined with a sinister mind.
ReplyDeleteSince you're on a roll here with YouTube, you might want to hear what another ulama (Dr Danial) have to say about coffee boy's swearing:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IWb7ORIxCTQ
As they say in Hollywood "Roll tape" and let the court of public opinion convene its session.
Aiyo see liau lah. Where are BN supporters? How to win? Hey Fcuklah!! you think drop 15 sen petrol price you can win ah? You must be dreaming. Anwar will drop 70 sen can you beat that? Anyway you better pray that the Cina celop may lose his deposit.
ReplyDeleteAmira
How come joceline is so attracted by the physical appearance of this BN as* specialist....is there something in it?
ReplyDeleteReally, love is blind!
Junior seems to be doing a great job chasing skirts. Like father like son. He would fit perfectly in his dad's shoes. Who knows he might even become the youngest datuk if everything goes according to BN Najib plan. KJ might not have a chance of smelling the plum job at Putrajaya. Ha ha ha, would serve him right.
ReplyDeleteone thing i know for sure: never ever get joceline tan to be a judge at a beauty pageant :-S
ReplyDeletezorro, u shld meet joceline tan la... u can nicely basuh her brain ;)
Shit! Is he really handsome? He could have screwed by someone else before Anwar!
ReplyDeleteThis proves that the journalists who were harassed by the so called PKR could be from the BN. They could be disguising as PKR workers to discredit them. So go for the truth !
ReplyDeleteThis Jocelyn Tan.
ReplyDeleteWhy so nice nice to Sighfool? Under orders or what? But stupid. More sub-judice matters being discussed and printed.
I have my suspicions that the grounds are being prepared deliberately so that the weak case can be dismissed as sub-judice & unproven. Pergaps then there will be a re-arrest under ISA. Something's not right.
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com
Zorro, what would you expect from a fiftyish lass from Tanjung Rambutan? You know where the biggest mental asylum is. She forgets herself and her roots.
ReplyDeleteTo Joceline Tan everyone who is tall is handsome. You know why? Because Joceline is the last person anyone who want to have around even if she is the last person on earth. Put it simply, she is UGLY.
ReplyDeleteZorro,
ReplyDeleteyou can watch the UMNO Kosong platform here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiMtFtoU758
Since when Jocelyn Tan fell for indecent guys like Saiful. I used to enjoy her writings back in 80's but not anymore.
ReplyDeleteIt's quite surprising to note senior journalist like Joc too can be easily sold out at times.
suresh
Asalamualaikum
ReplyDeletethe chinese are 100% solidly supporting DSAI to be the next PM of Malaysia.
to my malay and indian friends
come let us together show and prove our solidarity and rally
behind DSAI.
forget about saiful sinful or whatever fool .
Alhamdulilah everything went smoothly during nomination day.
just go all out and vote DSAI for he will not only be our MP but also our next PM for all Malaysian.
long live DSAI and may ALLAH
bless you and your family.
Ameen
Another SD revelation by Nalla’s driver, Thagarajoo. Maybe Joceline would care to comment with an achromatic veiw on this bombshell? If there is a need for some c**tal courage, zorro would be only too please to shoot you a single malt or two just to numb your fear.
ReplyDeleteHey Joc, could you at least write a small column about the many pc's and laptop the police have yet to return to RPK? One for the Man and two for the nation?
Getting back to that messenger from hell, NERAKAruppan. Is he going to lodge a fridging report and sue RPK, or will he use the time tested repartee of VK Linggam?
MYDICKA..no no,..MYDICKA..no..MYDICKA..oh oh...ayomah..
Not even a jersey print they can pirate- these suckers are so incompetent they can't set up mosque guard as Imam.
ReplyDeleteOn every occasion they terrorise or attempt to terrorise RPK with the hope of stealing documents another bombshell follow. SD after SD and the monkeys instead of looking for our missing children and not blaming their aggrieved parents continue running after Ghost papers "SDs" while disappearing its editors.
Have they not ask themselves why SDs are the choice by Malaysians and not police reports? I'll tell you one of those reasons: it gives us time to take cover... Ops! here's a 2nd reason; we don't trust the police as much as we don't trust the courts.
Nice one..looks like 360 mazidul revelation..
ReplyDeleteNajib, welcome to the Club!Swearing Club!
Saiful handsome? Joceline needs glasses.
ReplyDeleteMagnify the the head of an ikan bilis several hundred times and you will get a perfect potrait of Saiful.
Aiyoh...u are all a bunch of idiots lah. Do you think the BN fellers are so stupid to use a BN vest and cover up with PKR logo ah? If anything they will use a blank vest. U fellers need to look at things from a neutral point of view. I am no BN supporter, but I am no Opposition supporter either. I trust no politician, but I can tell you one thing...I trust Anwar least of all. For so long he was in gomen, and he did all sorts of shit! Even if he didn't bugger Saiful, he was "buggering" us all the time when he was in gomen, and he will continue to "bugger" us if and when he gets into gomen again! Wake up and smell the unbelievably cold coffee which smells like SHIT!!!!
ReplyDeletezorro, barbie of the dandelions pondered all night to come up with this...
ReplyDeleteStatutory Declaration (SD) vs swearing before God or on the Quran, or both, Islam Hadhari style
http://thedandelions.wordpress.com/2008/08/23/statutory-declaration-sd-vs-swearing-before-god-or-on-quran-islam-hadhari-style/
Ha! ha! ha!...
ReplyDeleteThis guy who promised to bathe his keris with chinese blood & i-did-not-sodomize-altantuya have indian priest performing prayer rituals.... for his family & umno???
Aiyah, better go swear on a penthouse & playboy mag. la!
***crackodollah
HI Zorro,
ReplyDeleteI am now truly confused.....at first it was sodomy by force then it became consensual suka sama suka and now some wise guy Deputy Minister said Anwar is a serial adulterer? Can someone please plan a less confusing storyline...Zorro, pls do a story on this la....before PP elections....tks
Ask Joseline to have a milk bath la, maybe she will have a better vision, maybe she needs to see Mr Ji for a change ... he might also be handsome ... wake up Joseline, ur losing ur soul ...
ReplyDeleteDear Lokeman
ReplyDeleteI am not too sure I like to read Joceline Tan's column in the Star.
My opinion is that the column looks like a professionally written report but it is too bloody slanted and biased.
I expect her to transcend trite matters in her columns.
Why is Joceline Tan getting confused with a dick and a dickhead.
ReplyDeleteIf the sinful saiful is handsome then she should also do an article on the guys at Lorong Hj Taib. She might find them more handsome or beautiful according to her perception at that time. After all everything is PERCEPTION.
Come on Joceline, look around the NST office. You might find real men and handsome ones to boot.
She was drunk when she wrote it.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best i can come up with... hehe..
ReplyDeleteDrunk when she wrote when she was there, Drunk when she wrote it.