However, we have been RELIABLY INFORMED (this is the flavor of the year, this endearing term) that the Polis Di-Raja got angry because THEIR TIGER went missing.
Come lah, Musa Ng, at least your tiger went for a pee and the polis sniffer is around to take the tiger's place. Tigers need to take a pee or some self-gratifying licks, don't you realise? Unless your tiger went round looking for the tiger below.
Sometime ago I put up this FAM logo courtesy of a blogger buddy. This tiger lost its stripes. It KENASEPAK. It even injured its hind legs and you know how important hind legs are as fulcrum when you want to "perform". The tiger even lost its fangs. The President of the FAM, the Sultan of Pahang did not send me a red card. You see the diff between His Royal Highness and Musa Ng is, the former is a sportsman par excellence. You win some you lose some.....unless you lose all the time....then it is difficult to be a sportsman. If the force continues to have these bad vibes, the King may have to consider a few changes. Anyway, there are not too many tigers left in the country.....there are so many dogs still around unlike in Vietnam.BE A SPORT, RELEASE PENARIK BECA AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT SOME IMPENDING RETIREMENT OR VSS DEALS.
UPDATE
Even the Minister of Foreign Affairs has shown some fascination with K9. He now wants a WATCHDOG COUNCIL to monitor bloggers. Come on sir, if you guys govern well, bloggers will be writing about Mary Janes, chocolate cakes and Malt Marvels....and not missing tigers and anal adventures.
UPDATE
Even the Minister of Foreign Affairs has shown some fascination with K9. He now wants a WATCHDOG COUNCIL to monitor bloggers. Come on sir, if you guys govern well, bloggers will be writing about Mary Janes, chocolate cakes and Malt Marvels....and not missing tigers and anal adventures.
polis also use dogs what ! tigers dun sniff around for drugs & dvd disc but eating polis man !
ReplyDeletec'mon be generous & humorous, let him go lah please, the nation is oredi in DISTRESS, ease the tension lah , ok !? PEACE be upon all, amen !
Polis also got GOOD ones, 1 honourable polis officer told anwar
ReplyDelete" dun you worry, i'll protect you & if anyone tries to harm you must be over my DEAD body, ok !!"
Thank you SIR, i salute tuan & hope all your people are KIND to all humans, please work it out to release the blogger whom i dun even know. ok, thanks & PEACE be upon all mankinds, amen !!
Sometimes there's a very thin line between what's permissible and what's prosecutable
ReplyDeleteVery often we don't even know exactly when and where 'enforcers' will turn the table
Yet we all know too well that for a country to be really thriving and seen to be openly stable
We are required to stay away and are not allowed to pull any of the 'classified, sensitive but wrong' cables
(C)Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 080808
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Fri. 8th Aug. 2008.
This Musa Ng is not grateful for the numerous crimes the dog unit (is it K9 unit?) has solved as compared to his "human" unit !And these dogs ( and I'm NOT talking about bigdog....ok !) are even grateful is scraps are thrown to them, come feed time ! And they don't "bite" the hands that feed them !
ReplyDeleteGive me a dog anyday, I'll be grateful !
Cheers !
zorro,
ReplyDeleteThe dog is very obbligato to their warlords.Perferct match.
rajraman666.nothing to do,kacau u.
The win win minister cannot even take care of his ministry....lost the an island..won two small stones.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't he just shut the f*ck up and not mind affairs not under his ministry.
Q44. Little Napoleons are the ones ruling Malaysians. (True or False)
ReplyDelete“Little Napoleons” sebenarnya yang memerintah rakyat Malaysia. (Betul atau Salah)
Q46.Malaysians hate Pigs and Dogs. Cows are sacred. (True or False)
Rakyat Malaysia benci Babi dan Anjing. Lembu adalah suci. (Betul atau Salah)
Q48.Freedom can only exist in the mind, not in real life. (True or False)
Kebebasan Cuma didapati dalam minda, tidak di dunia nyata. (Betul atau Salah)
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respect is earned but not given. earn it musa, by upholding the law without fear and favour and please give the masses security.
ReplyDeletewhen can one person walk without fear of snatch thieves and robbers in broad daylight? until and unless you cops can eliminate that fear, you earn no respect.
Uncle Zorro (permit me to call you that) your post is really funny. Makes me proud to know there are good people like you about.
ReplyDeleteJunglbunnyintheUK
Please...PLEASE dun you dare insult DOGS...DOGS are humans' best kawan, man !!
ReplyDeletetry be kawan with tigers & see , they'll eat you ( bones too) up !
I'm having a 'tigeress' at home NOT that i afraid of her but she
" tak TAKUT sama saya lah , @#$% !"
the win-win minister said " dun you dare hang the flag upside down
ReplyDelete......bla...bla...bla...! now i'm going overseas bukan to 'eat wind' but to explain why we have to charge that fellow ..bla..bla..!!"
Bloggers easy pick up by the Police
ReplyDeleteThere are alone sometimes in group
What they write is how they felt
Affecting the mechanics of the country
Wealth, economy and administration
The BN government should read them
With an open mind to understand the people fears
Spinning out of control it seems in our eyes
Even Ministers never tell the truth……..
When we write about covert actions
It could be true copying the Hollywood movies
It is not working in the government bodies
It is handled by person(s) friendly to the agencies
And it is used to bring down the opposition leaders
This is why bloggers can’t let it happens
The country’s images and welfare and civil rights of the people
It can’t be cramped into a tiny box…………..
The people aren’t canned of sardines
The backdoor tactics are happening in the city
The government agencies and friendly parties
Hiding somewhere in posh hill……………..
Plotting who will be next on the list
It is the time the people know the truth
Don’t let the country freedom get entangled
By the few who have ulterior motives
It is the 3Ps what else they worried about?
The fall of the ‘Titanic’
Underground where it will be
Forgotten and step on in years
This is the fear
UMNO/BN leaders
Trembling in the name of our Lord
Well put, Zorro.
ReplyDeleteIf the government of the days governs well, with accountability, transparency and fairness, the Malaysian bloggers will have to resort to issues like where to find a cendol seller.
Humorous indeed. In any case not all tigers are really good. A Japanese Spitz could well be more ferocious than a lame tiger. And that's what Malaysian Polis is all about. Lame. My Spitz barks louder and bites harder than the stooges in Bukit Aman.
ReplyDeleteMalsia1206
In this respect, I beg to disagree with you.
ReplyDeleteI believe there is a limit to what we could label as freedom of expression. I don't agree with the notion that Mr Bakar's crest alteration is something insignificant. It is an obvious insult to the police force as a whole. Maybe someone has reasons to suspect the integrity of a number of individuals within the police force; but the crest alteration is akin to equating every police officers in the force as corrupt.
Anon 12:50
ReplyDeleteAppreciate you insightful comment. I have always had the greatest respect for the police force....if you go back to the posting (June 2 '08):"The Tonys who touched my Life" you would realize that two of them are policemen...Uncle Tony Fong and Tony Petrus.
I have always maintained that they are the only agency in the force that are moving targets for criminals. I have always said that they are the lowest paid and I have on occasions given out some handouts, not so much as to bribe, but as a token for their being understanding and compassionate. There still are some excellent police officers that I admire. One such is ASP (?)Phang at the PJ magistrate court. I met him at RPK'S hearing and his handling of the situation was a lesson in excellent public relations. He would be a credit to any corporation should he retire from the force.
However, recent events by top officials have SMEARED the profile of the PDRM. We need to shame these and hopefully in the process, the good cops will tell their bosses to SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT. Thanks again Anon for posting.
Ya Bernard I am confused!
ReplyDeleteSUDDENLY every dog can also jump in & say this & that.
Don't people get a job description when they join the CIVIL service?
& about poor Bakaq!
Can one be charged with:-
defamation of a logo?
Under which law is Bakaq arrested for breaking?
MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!
Religious Police can arrest
Police can arrest
Bandaraya can arrest
We should be 1 darn SAFE country yes?
If Polis So KUAT, why so many unsolved big crimes like WHO killed Nini? who kidnapped Sharlinie?
NOT to mention breakins, bank robberies, snatchthefts, cars stolen etc
I am scared 2.
If polis are so angry their logo was altered, than what do they do to someone arrested for murder, sodomy or rape hah?
But no worrries CRIMINALS!
Our Polis diRaja too busy "managing" citizens to notice crimes happening.
Zorro...
ReplyDeleteI don't wear Mary Janes (what the hell are they anyway)?
Well, I could write about chocolate cakes...nice
Malt marvels...nah...I don't do any kind of malts...
That minister is still clueless...they should monitor the blogs for the sentiments and feedback of the rakyat for better governance la...not simply to haul them up and see them as adversaries...really lah...these malaysian tigers will never lose their stripes...just get rabies!!!
And I thought the doggied logo was apt...itupun nak terasa and waste public funds to catch Bakaq..it is just intimidation lah...gone case la these fellas
TAK DAPEK DEN NAK MENOLON LAGI!
BTW, why Musa NG? tak faham...what's the NG for?
ReplyDeleteFollow the Permatang Pauh elections from:
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Tiger Money!
ReplyDeletePolice polisi polis
I think Penarik Beca chickened out. What does he have to say personally about backing down. How can it be sedition.
ReplyDeleteI can't recall a single report about anyone rushing out into the streets to topple I Raja Polis, can you? 99.99% of M'sians never even saw the original post.
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Hey, did you notice the JEWISH STAR OF DAVID on the Police Crest?
ReplyDeleteWow, the Mossad must have infiltrated them to the core.
Or is it Bakaq's work?
Yet the Police seems to be offended by the dog picture.
Why Musa Ngggg?
ReplyDeleteHe's got constipation.
Tehsin...Musa Ng as in Musa(ng),,,musang....this you can figure out mah?
ReplyDeletehey, replace the 'tiger' with 'musa-ng' may be a better one !
ReplyDeleteMusa Ng should be proud as the dog looks very fierce .
ReplyDeleteHowever if ask me, i be happy to put a pig instead of a dog.
Why? Even a schoolboy the polis wanna bully.
Each time the polis receives a bad mark , they always use the word "rotten apple in the force " or black sheep .
Ever wonder how many rotten apples and black sheeps are in the polis?
Read this , it happened to a primary school boy. >>>http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/12/nation/20080812165251&sec=nation