WINKY-WANKY HANTU ON PAK LAH'S NEXT MOVE.

I really have no control of this free-spirit hantu. He gate-crashed the Bar Council Dinner that was graced by PM Pak Lah.

He gave me that mischievous wink before he whispered this to me: All's well on the Judicial front. Compensation to the aggrieved judges could see passage thru and a judicial commission to look into selection and promotion of judges.

After belching out a string of wasabe -laced breath he continued that evil wink that always told me that he had the piece-de-resistance, ..........................
"I read his lips," he continued. "Whose lips?, I queried impatiently! "PM's of course", he croaked. "He may cross the floor........" he hooted delightfully. "What floor?" I reached for him with a swipe. And the whole thing came out in rapid fire:"Pak Lah will cross over to Pakatan Rakyat. Everyone in UMNO is against him. The only ones siding him as those ass-kissers. He cannot find loyalty in UMNO, so what is the point in resuscitating a terminally-ill organ. PR will of course welcome him but minus KJ, Nazri, Zam, Azlina, One-eye, the Sabah Leak, Bad-ruddin, that cannot-understand English Minister, whitened Toyo, etc....He is allowed to bring over Zaid Ibrahim though. Anwar will allow him to continue to be PM, with Anwar as Deputy PM.,,,,until such time Anwar is comfortable to take over." With that he winked and flew of to I can guess.....Fisherman's Wharf. Gus Gan, God help you.....and keep that 18year old away from him. Me, I will sniff a couple of cognac with Mrs Zorro. Sleep well Malaysians, wherever you are.