However, in the spirit of transparency, the UMNO Supreme Council and EC supremo, insisted that they undergo just segment 2 of the Assessment Centre. Segment 1 was merely
to fill in your personal particulars.
Segment 2 required the candidate to just get 4 out of 10 questions in keeping with
the low standards that has become standard in this country.
These are the 10 Questions:
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
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candidate 1 did not attempt any questions....he could not read English.
candidate 2 failed all 10 questions. He complained that no questions dealt with anything under 15!
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makesPanama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) TheCanary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? ! Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?Orange , of course.
2) Which country makes
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? ! Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
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candidate 1 did not attempt any questions....he could not read English.
candidate 2 failed all 10 questions. He complained that no questions dealt with anything under 15!
LOL! Brilliant, Uncle!
ReplyDeletePS. I got 4 right,..does that mean...
I don't think I would have gotten as well. Except two. But do you think the questions were true or?
ReplyDeleteGREAT FUN
ReplyDeleteThey would even have even failed to answer this question correctly.
Which musical instrument did Phil the flautist play?
Actually Chinese goose berries did come from China. The Chinese just did not know how to market it. The New Zealanders did and we ended up with Kiwi fruits!!
ReplyDeleteWay to go!
ReplyDeleteHey, I got 9 right. Alright!! I am PM material.
ReplyDeletecapt. Russel....flute or big piccolo..correct, correct?
ReplyDeletecowboy....ok lah you be chief in chow kit for one term, then we consider some more ok? Where school you got going to huh? Maybe you give tuition to the two dunces boleh kah?
Steven....you come back first then we consider....however you being of beter calibre, pass mark for you would be 7/10. sorry ok?
ReplyDeleteDown with BN....you want to kena from me huh???? questioning me like that is not healthy....stay back in class after school and sweep the class on Saturday...and write 2000 times: I must never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never question Zorro. If you miss one never, you do another 1000 lines. Count number of nevers before you start...just a kind advice.
Sam & Josh....you da zorro's pet for this week.
Zorro, CORRECT, CORRECT, CORRECT!
ReplyDeletewe like this sort of clever joke but have one nagging sore ass - why our talk-cock law minister,eloquent gutsful education minister, the cowardly DPM and the naked emperor AAB din sit for this qualifying test , how come some are exempted ah where got fair one ?
ReplyDeletespeaking of which.... where's the law minister ah??? no voice from him recently
ReplyDeletezorro, you have one answer wrong! Chinese gooseberries (or kiwi fruit) is originally from China. The Kiwi did a good job in research and make it grow better and in abundance.
ReplyDeleteMike
MAgnificietn!!!
ReplyDelete2 super MAN of malasyia