ZORROPEDIA EXPLORES THE NUANCES OF CLOSE FRIENDSHIP BORDERING IMPERCEPTIBLY ON INTIMACY.

You won't put your arms around somebody's shoulder, unless you are close. NO? You don't send 3 bowls of soup to somebody's sick wife, unless you are concerned close friends. YES? You won't purchase a handphone for any Apu, Ahmad and Ah Kow, unless he is is special friend. NO? You will only buy a lady's handbag and a man's wallet for people you are close to or indebted to, one way or other. YES? And you would not give the MOTHER OF ALL GIFTS - A HOUSE unless your friendship is like to death do us part....that type of friendship....NO?

I thought I would end here but HANTU burpped his pungent wasabe breath into my face and admonishing asked: What about the proof (the witness Thirunama Karasu's statement?). OK, but I dont intend to cut and paste the 21 paged statement. Day by day, I will put up relevant statements that proves the closeness between VK Lingam and Eusoff Chin. We need to do this because after a week the commissioners still choose to be pur-blind to this established fact.

Handbag and Wallet given to Tun Eusoff Chin

On or about 1996, I was instructed by Dato V K Lingam to go to Tun Eusoff Chin’s house to deliver a briefcase with a brown envelope in it. There were some documents in it. Together with this briefcase, I also delivered a ladies handbag and a man’s wallet. Dato V K Lingam told me that these items were from Italy. I personally gave it to Tun Eusoff Chin.

Three (3) bowls of soup

On or about 1996, I was in Dato K L Rekhraj’s house with Dato V K Lingam. The two of them were talking something about Dato Gopal Sri Ram. They referred to Tun Eusoff Chin as Y.C. Dato V K Lingam told Dato K L Rekhraj that Tun Eusoff Chin’s wife was ill. At that juncture, Dato V K Lingam told me to ask my brother, Panjaratnam’s wife to make soup and deliver it to Tun Eusoff Chin’s house. The following night, I went to see Rebecca who is Panjaratnam’s wife and Panjaratnam and I collected 3 bowls of soup from the house. We drove Panjaratnam’s car, Proton Wira BDV 1862 belonging to Panjaratnam, to Tun Eusoff Chin’s house. Both of us went into the compound of Tun Eusoff Chin’s house to deliver the 3 bowls of soup.

Intended purchase of house for Tun Eusoff Chin

On or around October 1995, I was instructed by Dato V K Lingam to bring the house keys for the house No. 2, SS1/38, Kg. Tunku, Petaling Jaya. I accordingly went there to Dato V K Lingam’s house and I met Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife at Dato V K Lingam’s house. Subsequently I followed Dato V K Lingam in his BMW (Registration No. WDN 788). Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife followed our car in their Mercedes Benz. At the back of Tun Eusoff Chin’s car, Dato V K Lingam’s bodyguards namely Ramli and Budiman were following in a car bearing registration number WCN 8981.

In the car, Dato V K Lingam told me that he wants to give the house at No. 2, SS1/38, Kg Tunku, Petaling Jaya to Tun Eusoff Chin as a gift. Upon arriving at this house, I showed Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife the house in the presence of Dato’ V K Lingam. However, from the conversation between Dato V K Lingam and Tun Eusoff Chin, I gathered that Tun Eusoff Chin and his wife were not happy. I heard Tun Eusoff Chin telling Dato V K Lingam he wants a bigger land to build a house of his own choice.

In the car, on our way back, Dato V K Lingam told me to look for two plots of land as Tan Sri Vincent Tan and Dato V K Lingam want to buy the land for Tun Eusoff Chin. I contacted Mr P M Vijendran who was then working for Reapfields Sdn Bhd. Dato V K Lingam also told me to tell Dato Sivaparanjothi and Mr Panjaratnam to look for the two plots of land.

Good people. There you go....or as my two mariners Capt. Yusof and Capt. Stu Karim would shout into the thundering waves: Its buggery on the high seas, mate.

Sheesh.....that calls for a stiff single.....no water Hantu.