SILENCE OF THE GOAT.

TOMORROW WILL BE ONE WEEK SINCE JJ TOOK A SWIPE AT AN INDIAN MALAYSIAN CITIZEN. A COMMENTER, MADELISM HAS TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET EVIDENCE, BUT TO NO AVAIL. I SUGGESTED THAT MAYBE THE TAIKOR OF OUR MALAYSIAN INDIANS IS KEEPING SOMETHING CLOSE TO HIS CHEST, FOR CABINET-COMRADESHIP CYA PURPOSE. I HOPE THIS LITTLE STORY WILL BREAK HIS SILENCE.....JUST A TRY.

An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate
the Keeper of the Gate (Tour Master) said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here."

Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere? There were
grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.

It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, " What's the deal?
Why are all these clocks here in heaven?" The Keeper replied, "The clocks keep
track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.

Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."

"For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it
closely, it will move.

"Click" The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute. "Click" It moved
another minute." Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said the Tour Master, "The minute hand on his clock moves all day."

The man and the Tourism guy continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with
cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is this?" asked the man. That
clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest, God-fearing,
people on earth. I bet her clock hasn't moved in a years."

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the
clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've
seen everyone's clock but Mr.Samy Vellu's. Where is his clock?

The Tour Master/Gate Keeper smiled, "Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan."

ANYTHING TO SAY SIR?