SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

The roots of the word have been defined as follows: super- "above", cali- "beauty", fragilistic- "delicate", expiali- "to atone", and docious- "educable", with the sum of these parts signifying roughly "Atoning for educability through delicate beauty."

 It can be defined as "something to say when you have nothing to say".

During a robbery in Guangzhou , China , the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:

"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept”

Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:

"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional”

Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):

"Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said:

"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience”

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:

"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide”

Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom”

Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.

The robbers were very angry and complained:

"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity”
Carpe  diem or

Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

A HARRIS ABDULLAH CONTRIBUTION

VOTING IN COLD BLOOD?

7.8 million Malays voted on the 5th May 2013 election.

We have been told that UMNO has 3.2 million members. So how come it got only 3.2 million votes? Assuming all its members voted for their glorious party, then UMNO’s votes came from its own members. It can’t speak on behalf of the Malaysian people. It can’t even speak on behalf of the 7.8 million Malays who voted on the 5th May 2013 election.

So where did the Perkasa guy get his figures when he declared that the UMNO government should be thankful to the Malays for voting in UMNO and keeping it in power WHEN 4.6 million Malays chose not to vote for UMNO.

Moreover it is a fact boasted Incessantly that BN has more than 7 million members.

But it garnered only 5.24 million votes.

Thus 2 million BN members did not vote for BN.

SO 5.24MILLION VOTED IN COLD BLOOD FOR THIEVES, MURDERERS AND ACCESSORIES TO THEFT AND MURDER!

“WHAT MOTIVATED THEM TO VOTE THUS?”

ASKED THE NEW MP FOR RAUB, SAKMONGKOL AK47

PAUL LOW’S DEBUT PERFORMANCE!

ACT 1 SCENE 1, A DISASTER!

WOW RIDHUAN TEE YOU ARE NOMINATED AGAIN BUT…….

Two readers were quite annoyed with me for allowing the alleged MCA gigolo poster boy to get the POOP CHUTE award instead of the obnoxious Professor(???) RIDHUAN TEE:

A Bad Boy said...

Zorro,

I must protest in the strongest of terms against Ridhuan Tee being denied a Poop Chute Award immediately.

Ridhuan's previous efforts to make himself look a worthy PCA recipient have far far exceeded the efforts of Shen Yee Aun.

Pls do not misunderstand me, I am not saying that Shen has not worked hard for his Award.

Where Shen has attempted to use politics to justify his moronic blabberings, Ridhuan has used total and absolute gibberish to support his contentions.

It takes a very special type of idiot to deny one's own genetic makeup and in this, Ridhuan Tee has excelled well beyond what is necessary.

Ridhuan Tee's stupendous and monumental efforts to be The Complete Idiot (inclusive of mandatory missing parts) must surely make him ever so worthy of being an automatic and immediate recipient of the Poop Chute Award.

It would be terrible to have to wait for Ridhuan Tee to make further nonsensical statements to support his entitlement to a PCA.

Unlikely though it may be, can you afford the risks of Ridhuan Tee coming to his senses and thereby being ineligible for a prestgious award?

I mean, Ridhuan would probably remain in blissful ignorance of his rights to the PCA but there are those of us who feel that the fullest glory of the Poop Chute Award must descend upon his very personage.

I implore you, sir, on bended knee with hands clasped and head bowed, to immediately confer Ridhuan Tee with his very own Poop Chute Award.

I remain,

Ever your humblest servant

A Bad Boy

Anonymous said...

I agree with A Bad Boy. Please re-consider and give the award to Ridhuan Tee. He is an extremely tortured and tormented soul in a body that he does not want to own. They should make a movie about him, how he lived his many years in this extreme condition. I cried every time I read about what he said or do ... for his parents, for they must have wished they gave birth to a puppy instead.

As for this Shen kid, leave him alone with his tantrum and toys. He has been an angry child since his mom refuse to buy him an ice-cream when he was 3 years old. He has a lot of growing up to do. By writing about him, you are helping him to be famous.

May 27, 2013 at 1:29 PM

Dear Bad Boy and Anon129pm,

Thanks for your feedback. You would have noticed that I did not blog yesterday. There were too many mails to address. Loads of mails requested that I force-feed CuriZat (the name of our donor cow) to get her ready when we bring in the two treasonous fraudsters, the detestable EC duo.

They have to be buried in dung that is if our already pussy-whipped judiciary is incapable of bringing them to justice.

One caller even suggested that Bersih 4.0 be mobilized and like Bersih 1.0 meet at the Palace to send a memorandum to request the Agong to sack this putrid pair for bringing disrepute to a royally sanctioned appointment!

So wait a bit for your turn yah Ridhuan Tee. I suggest you sip (if Utusan can slip you some) the top-grade Pu-erh Chinese tee tea to sublimate anxiety, paranoia and conflict. Dang! I forgot you abhor anything Chinese…..this dialysis is getting to me. Need to rest now. 

SORRY RIDHUAN, A CHINESE BEAT YOU TO THE AWARD.

Yesterday afternoon I posted on the possibility of Professor(?) Ridhuan Tee being nominated for the coveted Poop Chute Award. The first award was shared by two – the local Home Minister and his sidekick the Police Inspector General. There were suggestions that the second award be given to this other pair – Ridhuan and this MCA pup called SHEN YEE AUN.

 Good sense prevailed and the award must go to them separately. Riduan is a Chinese who claims Malay ethnicity by virtue of being a Muslim convert whilst Shen is undoubtedly an unadulterated Chinese, despite the cosmetic headgear. The award is thus bestowed on red peanut Shen Yee Aun.

Velly solly yah Ridhuan, talk some more BS and it is yours!

Enjoy the Award and may the sting stink of this Award follow your ascension to the top of the dilapidated MCA shack and linger on as body odor of a decayed organization.

Justifications HERE

JAG AWARDS HERE

UPDATED

DANG! AN MCA GIGOLO! WOOT WOOT!

Watch THIS briefly lest you get sick and the MCA ah sum and ah soh get jealous

IS HE BEGGING FOR THE POOP CHUTE AWARD?

It becomes apparent that he wants to take over Perkasa.

It is obvious that he thinks Malays THINK like him, a Chinese.

He believes that by conversion he IS  Malay, despite irreversible skin pigmentation.

He is incensed that till now NO Ruler has conferred him with a Datukship.

Is he is still throwing tantrums for not being nominated as an UMNO candidate at GE13?

Unmistakably, he is urging AirAsia female crew to don the Taliban burqa.

Blatantly he is asking Dong Zong to find a country that will recognize the UEC.

He too is asking “What more do the Chinese want?”

(Publicly renounce your ethnicity!)

SO DOES RIDHUAN TEE QUALIFY FOR THE 

BACKGROUND HERE

TO THE PARTICIPANTS, WE SALUTE YOU.

For those who are unable to participate in tonight’s rally at Dataran PJ, light a candle and follow the event live

HERE.

THE CLOSURE OF THE FART CHAMBER BUT THE BEGINNING OF.......

A great change of heart overtook me just recently…..more so after the arrest of people familiar to me. Is the dark force taking its revenge because I interned many of their kind in the Fart Chamber? Is the FC so potent that IT invites vengeance? Is it because I abused the kidney every time I get incensed at SOMEONE with “USE YOUR KIDNEY LAH” and pointing at the brain, that I had to have my kidney lopped off? Dang! It then occurred to me that condemning dickheads without their defence being called is the ISA. Kind of like the worst thing you can tell anyone was that his/her mater should have given the pater a blowjob at conception. That would be an unkind and foul blow below the belt! Not right, at all; absolutely against human rights.

After much soul-searching I have decided on the closure of the fart chamber and the beginning of the POOP CHUTE AWARD. This is an  award to reward those who fail to engage brain before they put mouth into gear…… an award to shitheads or poopyheads if you like.

We decided to inaugurate this award with a double blast off by awarding this newly minted recognition to………………

JUSTIFICATIONS HERE & HERE

TO OLD FART AND DONORS

THANKS FOR YOUR LOYAL CONTRIBUTIONS