Wednesday, January 19, 2011

SOME MALAYSIANS ARE CHEAPSKATES?

REMBAU, Tuesday: Road-users risked life and limb as they scampered all over to collect loose change strewn along the expressway after a four-wheel-drive vehicle, which was transporting about RM70,000 in coins, overturned near here today.

The incident occurred around 3pm at KM244 of the North-South Expressway and it was learnt that the money, all in coins, was in a large metal container in the vehicle.

Road-users, including women, totally ignored the police and other officials as they ran all over the expressway to pick up the coins.


They were seen frantically picking 50, 20 and 10-sen coins and putting them into plastic bags, pockets and even their helmets.

Some were also seen sitting along the roadside and picking the coins, oblivious of the crash victim who had escaped with light injuries and was just metres away.


Except for some responsible PLUS employees, it was grab, grab and grab whatever you can!

Such was their behavior and throwing caution to the wind.

Can we blame them for taking what is not theirs?

They were merely doing what comes naturally? Monkeys see, monkeys do.

If the BN can grab, why can’t the common man?

If the leaders can bail out their cronies with the rakyat’s money, what’s some coins on the road for the taking?

If the leaders can get away with a bagful of cardinal misdeeds like daylight corruption, what is wrong with collecting those coins?

If the Chief Education Officer in Johor can encourage students to skip classes to campaign in Tenang, it is ok to risk life and limb for a few dollars more.

If land belonging to the people in Sarawak can be taken away to fill Taib’s over-bloated coffers, these collectors were merely doing what their leaders have been doing for some 5 decades…..enriching themselves and their brood with what is not theirs.

Do not our religions say we should not steal?

Should not covet our neighbors goods!

Are Malaysians ill-bred?

By parents?

In our schools?

From our teachers, head teachers, and Chief Education Offiers?

Are Malaysians APING their leaders?

ABOUT TIME WE OUST THESE LEADERS!

Tenang may be a good starting point!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

HANTU III ASKED ABOUT THE PM.


JUST RECEIVED THIS TEXT ON MY MOBILE FROM HANTU III:

Is the PM unwell?

My reply: You should ask your former military intelligence colleagues! You always swear you guys were better than the Special Branch!

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Did he fully recover from the pox?

Is he missing someone that bad?

HARDEV KAUR should say a prayer, yah?


Monday, January 17, 2011

WHY DOGS SNIFF EACH OTHER'S BUTTS.

Do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other’s butts?

Whether the dogs are new acquaintances or old ones, they meet up and immediately run to the rear. Most people believe this is their way of saying “hello.“ However, this belief is a myth. Dogs sniff each other’s butts for a much deeper reason.

Dogs have two anal glands in their rectums, which emit a strong scent. Dogs sniff each other’s butts in order to get a whiff of it. The aroma they smell gives them detailed information about the other dog.

The aroma emitted from a dog’s butt tells other dogs vital information about him. It tells his sex, health status and temperament. Therefore, on a first meeting, two unacquainted dogs know if they want to befriend each other or not.

So what does that mean to us?

We need to trust our dog’s instincts.

If he doesn’t like another dog, there is probably a good reason. The other dog doesn't pass the sniff test. So let nature take its course. Allow your dog to choose his own friends because in the long run he nose best.

Now I understand that the Johor Education Department chief Markom Giran and Markof Abd Mutalib's (husband to PAS candidate Normala Sudirman) Headmaster have sniffed each other deeply and their whiffs are compatible!

I pity the children in Johor. Markom was reported to have said:


"We are hired (makan gaji) by the government. So we should not go against the government. Whatever the policy is, we just follow."

He explained that a government servant is an executor of government policy and hence they should follow whatever policy is made by the government of the day.

Dang, what a lancheow tau! (aka dickhead)




BN RUNNING SCARED IN TENANG!





They threatened to transfer

her husband out to JB.

…but that is how

COWARDS ACT!

BE BRAVE

BRING ON YOUR

UMNO

UMMI!

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BACKGROUND

HERE

Saturday, January 15, 2011

BE SMART OR SMART WHEN DISAPPOINTED!

BOSTON: A snow storm and icy roads did not stop a group of bright Malaysians here from turning up for an important date with the Deputy Prime Minister.

About 100 professionals, researchers and students from world famous institutions such as Harvard University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Berklee College of Music braved the blizzard to hear what Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin had to say about wooing talent home.

And his message to them was clear: “Please come home.”

After dinner, Muhyiddin took questions from the floor, mostly from students and professionals who expressed a desire to return to Malaysia but were concerned over the political situation, security, research funds and opportunities, education and salary.

A researcher, who has been in the United States for six years, asked whether her future husband would be able to obtain permanent resident (PR) status.

Muhyiddin acknowledged that there had been problems in the past.

However, he said the Government was now more flexible and was extending PR status to foreigners with the right qualifications. He cited the example of several foreign CEOs being accorded PR status a few weeks ago.



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The bright sparks asked mundane questions about salary, research funds, security, PR status for their spouse. Is it because of a free dinner and being Malaysians you do not slap the hands that feed you that they asked these motherhood questions!

If they were bright (aka SMAR)T they would be asking these open-ended questions:

You said that you were Malay First and Malaysian Second. Can you elucidate, elaborate and equate your statement to 1Malaysia slogan?

Why are we overseas Malaysiabns not given our birth-right as Malaysians to vote in the General Elections?

Why is only government scholars allowed to vote from overseas?

We read that 1,806 (the latest was some two weeks ago a wireman M Krishnan aged 37 died whilst in custody at the Sentul Police station.) have since died between 2003 and last July whilst in remand cells, prisons, detention centres or whilst being questioned as witnesses. If not you, can any of your aides have available statistics to tell us how many died of ill-health, ill treatment or misadventure like suicide by self-strangulation or hanging? This information could dispel the rumors that our authorities, pledged to protect the citizens are not being protected when they are seen to behave otherwise.

Dang, there are more questions our smart overseas Malaysians could ask but I know why they did not. They obviously followed a cardinal rule learned in lawschool during cross-examination:

Do not ask the question the answer to which you do not already know.

Or maybe our smart people did ask but the Star decided it more expedient not to publish those embarrassing queries.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

UMNO'S NEW LIFEGUARD?


Ummi Hafilda Ali wants to sue to save the country.This a new twist on How to be a Millioniare. People sacrifice their lives to save their country but this @#^*## wants money to save her country. Mercenaries do that, no? She forgot to sue her father for disowning her. Like the pied piper she intends to draw out all the denizens of our sewers . (Aside: Taiping Tiger admonished me for insulting sewer rats in my previous postings.) I lam averse to insulting ladies but this one’s head seems to be as empty as a hermit’s address book! If she is UMNO’s new lifeguard, many in UMNO would eventually drown. Beats me…. If being dumb was a crime, she’d be in jail in no time. In a lying contest, the judges would disqualify her with “No professional liars allowed.” Dang I’m impressed how long some are able to live without a brain. Some women are so fake; they will make barbie look real!

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the heart of my bottom that I don’t care

I’d continue in this vein….… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged…

You’re lucky!

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SOME BACKGROUND HERE.
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UPDATES HERE & HERE

RAPE IN SARAWAK.


The RAPE OF EUROPA revisited in

SARAWAK.

per kindness of

SARAWAK REPORT


CLICK ON IMAGE IF YOU ARE A CONNOISSEUR OF ART

Painted in 1559 – 1562 by Italian,Titian (Tiziano Vecellio) for Phillip II, King of Spain, this grand painting portrays the abduction of Europa by a determined Jupiter, disguised as a bull. Europa is a reclining nude both submissive and resistant, appearing both abandoned with desire and frightened, beneath a calm blue sky with threatening storms. The putti, or Cupids, in the sky and atop the dolphin are mesmerized watching the tension between the lovers, while the nymphs, vague on the distant shore, watch and wave helplessly. Both her generous, billowing flesh and Jupiter's tail seem to quiver with excitement at the pending sexual act.

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I leave it to readers to draw the valid parallels.



Wednesday, January 12, 2011

WILL THE CHINESE PUNISH CHUA SOI LEK IN TENANG?

Beng Hock is dead. He did not commit suicide! He was not murdered! Maybe the RCI should inquire on HOW THEN DID HE DIE!




But CHUA SOI LEK, the anointed lord protector of the MCA Chinese and the self-confessed sexual deviant agrees with a suspect PM that the Royal Commission of Inquiry should only investigate if TBH’s human rights have been violated. HE kowtowed to NAJIB and licked his shoes like a common cur.



We do not need the RCI to inquire if TBH’s rights have been violated. SUHAKAM can do that in 5 minutes. Let’s save the money to be incurred with this royal commission for some other ROYAL projects!!






IF CHUA SOI LEK REFUSES TO GIVE SOME SEMBLANCE OF AVENGING THE NEEDLESS DEATH OF TEOH BENG HOCK, THE CHINESE IN TENANG WILL PUNISH HIM. THAT IS THE LEAST WE CAN EXPECT OF THE CHINESE IN LABIS.