Just thinking deeply about the next sponsor for my wife’s handbags and her shopcoholic daughter.
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem……my monorail.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the EPG and envisioning a new paradigm for CHOGM….minus the irritating irritaTUN!
I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
"I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake."
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Pardon me, while I take my power nap. My wives just completed their COW (club of obedient wives) modules last night.
A power nap is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you.
"Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals.
"Some people talk in their sleep. Speakers talk while other people sleep.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).