Saturday, May 26, 2007

WHAT NEXT?



WE HAD BOLEH-LAND. THEN WE GOT BLASTED WITH BODOH-LAND, AND NOW WE ARE FLOODED WITH BOCOR-LAND. WHAT LAND NEXT? GET TO WORK PROPHETS!

14 comments:

  1. Bro Zorro,

    This came to me in an email, author unknown.

    Bocor Lagi

    Bocor teruk kata Samy
    Wiring lama kata Ramli
    Bangunan tua kata Nazri
    Najib said it's PWD
    Semua ada alasan sendiri
    But where you all spent the money?
    RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
    So that it looks luxury
    Nice décor and nice settee
    But now you kena letak baldi
    Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
    MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi
    The floor is wet and slippery
    The luxury lobby now looks untidy
    Inilah dia third world mentality
    Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy
    Structure work should get priority
    And now whose responsibility?
    JKR or Parliament Committee?
    While you all gaduh sama sendiri
    Rakyat want an answer immediately
    Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
    Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
    You know it is taxpayers' money!

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  2. Thanks Wielmaja....good doggeral. As a kid I remember this "Style mahu, kalah tidakapa." We have the longest, biggest, tallest but inside it is all gangrene.Festering sores, but the powers that be close one eye. They are more busy covering their ass and the usual one-up-man-ship. The shit has hit the fan because the whole civil service is a land-fill.I hope nobody brand us as a stink-hole.

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  3. Dearest Zorro,

    In all honesty, I am of the view that we will have A LOT MORE TO COME.

    Classic case of the mouth speaking first before any thinking is done in the brain!

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  4. absolutely not heaven. hell is going to fall on us.

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  5. BOTAK-LAND. Because nothing will be left !

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  6. Susukland, after june 4th and next GE

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  7. Busukland, after June 4th and next GE

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  8. it makes me wonder how the new palace will turn out... dont u think?

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  9. Bankrapland lah.

    Soon we will run out money, ideas and everything else that matters.

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  10. In line with Bo-leh, Bo-doh and Bo-cor, here are other Bo's that we can use to describe our beloved country:

    bobok (sleep)
    bogel (naked)
    bohong (lie)
    bolak-balik (vacillation)
    bolos (stripped off)
    bolot (wrap up)
    boneka (puppet)
    bongkak (arrogant)
    bongkok (hunched)
    bopeng (pock-marked)
    borak (talk idly)
    borong (wholesale)
    boros (extravagant)
    bosan (bored)

    It may be that Fate dictates we should go through each Bo- in turn.

    If so, heaven help us.

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  11. Unker.. long time no post here. Sometimes I just shake my head in disbelief at these jokers... And don't I hate to be a PROPHET OF DOOM.. but hopefully next GE there'll be light at the end of the tunnel.. Is this to much to ask?

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  12. What's next?

    Well, how about "Borrow Land". And it's got to do with NTR going to RDC to get FDIs into IDR. Basically, we are borrowing money, right? People invest with ROIs in mind, either monetarily or in kind.

    Therefore, are we broke as a nation?

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  13. Majulah Singapura! Marilah Singapura!

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  14. Kereta Terjun Bangunan Land.
    www.xperienceoflife.blogspot.com

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